Sunday, January 25, 2009

All My (Future) Children

In my mind, skateparks are like prostitutes: Good news is, you're gonna' get some - bad news is, you're gonna' have to pay for it...

"Paying for it" in this context means having to deal with a relentless onslaught of children whose douchebag parents think its OK to use a skatepark as a day care center and its somehow our responsibility to not only tolerate but actually take care of them. Gone are the days when skaters were few and far between because finding a good place to skate actually took some effort (and a willingness to break the law on occasion). Public skateparks have spawned a new breed of "day care skater" - armed only with a soccer mom with an Astro van (make sure thhose child restraints are fastened properly!), tots of every sort can now roll up, pad up and get their "extreme" on - just like on TV!!
Sadly this park was no exception - overrun with kids who should be home watching Nickelodeon instead of peppering me with questions. I have developed an effective way of dealing with this - as soon as I get two questions (Are you sponsored? Can you change my diaper?) I say, "I'm going to have to limit you to three questions today". This is usually followed by, "huh"? At which point I say "That's your third question" and skate off toward the opposite end of the park - that's where I found Scott Obradovich and Tom Knox getting some:


Sadly it wasn't long before the kids closed in again - I'm not going to say they drove me to drink, but next thing I knew I was here:

Crying in my beer and lamenting the sad state of affairs that is skateboarding these days. Every wall in the bar was covered in one dollar bills (Just "1" More, get it?) - the owner claimed she was saving them for her pending "breat augmentation" (I dunno - they looked fine to me).....I slapped an ADDIKT sticker on a George Washington and looked for a place to post up - that's when I saw this piece of art:

Now those are my kind of children......
ADDIKT SKATEBOARDS
"SKATER OWNED NOT CORPORATE CLONED"

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Your Skateboard Smells Funny....

Those Chinese, you gotta' love 'em - still getting down the (apparently steep)
learning curve of global manufacturing. How do you follow melamine milk, fake (and fatal) prescription drugs, anti-freeze toothpaste, killer pet food, insecticide-laced food products and toys-that-kill for kids? How about drywall that smells like rotten eggs:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123171862994672097.html?mod=djemRealEstate

Moral of the story is: Next time you're skating and you get a whiff of rotten egg, recognize; it ain't your buddy, its that Chinese drywall deck you're rockin'....
Packy's board doesn't stink and neither does this channel egg:

ADDIKT SKATEBOARDS
"SKATER OWNED NOT CORPORATE CLONED"

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Another Day in the (Foreclosure) Neighborhood

Even when I'm just looking for homes (with my better half no less) I still find pools....this one just went into foreclosure next door to the place we were looking at - not even a sign on the lawn yet....popped my head over the fence and BAM! Blinded by the light....tried to sweet talk the wife into giving this place the thumbs up instead of the one she picked out, but it looks like the Brady Bunch just moved out (or maybe they're still living in the 7' deep orange shag carpet in the den) - unless someone wants to relive the 70's don't think this one is going to get sold anytime soon - should give us just enough time to get it drained and roll around for a while - c'mon up! Just head for the SW corner of the Mojave Desert and you're getting warm......


ADDIKT SKATEBOARDS
"SKATER OWNED NOT CORPORATE CLONED"

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Comin' in H.O.T.


Inquiring minds want to know....the answer is yes, we are still here - we stopped posting to the blog cuz' mostly we do stuff we don't want anyone to know about..... We took some heat (literally) back in the Spring after our Trouble In Paradise post:
http://skateboardaddikt.blogspot.com/2008/04/trouble-in-paradise.html
It seemed to coincide with a rash of sudden busts after months of hassle-free pool skating - the mysterious e-mails from the Department of Homeland Security didn't help either....we took it as a sign from God (or just from George W., who thinks he's God) to cease and desist with the posting. But hey, with all the recent media coverage on skating foreclosed pool homes:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/29/us/29pools.html?_r=2&hp=&pagewanted=all
http://www.foxbusiness.com/video-search/m/21720999/cleaning-up-for-cash.htm?q=josh+peacock
Its back to bailouts/blowouts as far as we're concerned....
The H.O.T. billboard above may still be hawking the American Dream (H.ome O.wnership T.oday), but from the number of pools we've been getting recently, I tend to believe it stands for something else - H.ome O.wners(are)T.oast:





End of transmission......
ADDIKT SKATEBOARDS
"SKATER OWNED NOT CORPORATE CLONED"

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